Why is the letter B so cool?

Why is the letter B so cool?

Why is the letter B so cool?

Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC

This joke is around for a while in many versions, but this exact wording is by Reddit user DrumSpace

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The results of your bold test

The results of your bold test

Doctor: “The results of your bold test have come in.”

“You mean blood test?”

“Hm, must be a Type-O.”

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Joke I posted recently about spine

Joke I posted recently about spine

Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?

It was about a weak back.

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Monday alarm snoozes

Monday alarm snoozes

11 snoozes into the Monday alarm clock

and you wondering if the $38 left in your account will do you for the rest of your life if you quit

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When I found out my toaster wasn’t water proof…

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof…

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof…

I WAS SHOCKED!

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Cheating on exam

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Complaining about price of cinema food

Complaining about price of cinema food

If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.

I could almost afford a small popcorn.

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Twin In Prison

Twin In Prison

So my twin brother called me from prison

He said, "So you know how we finish each others' sentences?"

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Why I spoke so softly in the house?

Why I spoke so softly in the house? My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

Author SandipGarg.
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Grandpa, Did God Make You?

Grandpa, Did God Make You? A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?”“Yes, sweetheart,” he answered. “God made me a long time ago.”“Oh,” she paused. “Grandpa, did God make me too?”“Yes, indeed, honey,” he said. “God made you just a little while ago.”Feeling their respective faces again, the little girl observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t He?” #joke Joke | Source: Belief net – Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith

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